The Beauty of The Bee Gees

Hello...lo...lo...lo...lo
Is there anyone out there?
Anyone else outside?

Well, lemme just start this thang!
I'm sitting listening to the bros. gibb,
and i'm thinking what a wonderful group of singing genius' they be.
Sometimes I listen to them and drift far far away.
Another space, another time....er
Then other times I think, wow, what a bunch of shit.
Depends on the song me guesses...

Ah shit! Night fever just came on!
One cannot deny the power of the funky guitar, can they?
If they can, I don't wanna know 'em.
However, I must say, as a former drummer, that disco beats are blahhhhh.
No wait, the High Hat is perfection! Like Ice Cream on a choco-biscuit, on a mound of sugarplums! Mmmm, sugarplums sound good right now.
Except they tug ever so un-gently upon my faux-teeth.
I've still some real ones my friends, worry not.

Got my iTunes on random right now, and I really should be working, but...I don't wanna.
Jive talkin' starts out really good, doesn't it? But then it gets kinda longish.
Intro reminds me of New York Groove. Remember that one kiddies?
Betcha don't. Prove me wrong. Lemme know there's intelligent life out there after all.
Not this way though. Send it telepathically C.O.D. please. I'll be ever so grapenuts!
Gotta loves the handclaps! Not exactly Gypsy King good, but still good nonethaless, eh?

I'm all outta Ramblings my brethren.
Have a good next few hours...