After Years of Numbness???
WHO: Isolation, the band, the myth, the legend(s)
WHAT: Music, music, music and er….doilies?
WHEN: Sometime this year! Absolutely! Definitely! For Sure! Maybe!
WHY: I'm not sure, but why not? Oh, wait! How bout this? Because we're bored? Yeah, that's it. Because we're bored.
WHERE: Oh you know…Calgary…Seattle…Las Vegas…Space…World Wide Web…on Plastic…on Tape…online…space…cyber-space…in your pocket…on your desk…in your ear…under one leg of your kitchen table…in the belly of a whale…in the mouth of your dog…on the side of the road, hitchiking…in your pants, touching you gently…in our minds…in your hands…on the tips of our sticks, fingers & picks…and last but not least, your iPod, CD player, or other newfangled (fandangled) music listening devices!
www.isolationmusic.com
Special thanks to Stone via Stool for the pretend quote!!!!! Cheers and Hip-Hip-Hooray!!! He's right, we are the Greatest Ever!!!!
Do ye ask yerselves, "who be this?"
Well, I answer, "only the greatest living band of the 20th AND 21st Centuries, that are not the Beatles, or whomever may be your favorite band. But it better danged-well be the Beatles! Followed closely by Isolation, of course"
Do ye ask, "what are thy about?"
Well then brothers and sisters, I answer, "Why, music, of course!"
Oh, and stealthing, as well a peeing from atop the Caesars Palace sign! Sorry bout the wig Ma'am!
But mostly music, I promise! Those kinda heights are bad on the constitution anymore my brethren.
Do ye now ask, "where have thee been?"
Well, I answer, "Here. Why? Where've you been?" but seriously, we've been on a temporary hiatus to pursue individual creativities, as well as those kinds of things that allow us to be paid. But we've been meaning to re-group, really, I swear! It's just that I had to go Skiing, then Joe was in Alaska fishing, and when he got back CJ was away on business, so you know, it's hard to find time really.
Well now, you must be asking, "why now or quite possibly, who cares?"
Well, I answer, "there's a new technology out there called the internet. Have you heard of this? Anyway, it allows us the flexibility to be far, far, far away from each other, yet make wonderful music, noise, jokes (yes, these are 3 different things)!" How's that? Oh yeah, who cares? Well, we do that's for sure. And our Mommies. And hopefully you! Otherwise why would you have read this far???? Huh???? I'm asking you a question!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!! Just kinding, I'm not angry…anymore...
Do ye lastly ask, "where?"
Well, I answer, "didn't you read the top part? Jeez, why do I bother…." However, I will add that we will absolutely play a show or 3 in Las Vegas in the near future! And by near, I mean 2007. What? You say that's not "near"? Well, we haven't played live together in over 13 years!!!!!! So I'd say one more year is not so far away. Besides, I'd rather play together after 14 years. 13 is just plain scary!
Enjoy yerselves in a way that you please until then, just keep it legal…in most states…
Your humbling narrator,
Tz


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